did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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