That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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