This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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