we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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