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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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