It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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