I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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