How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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