Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Too much gin, very little bucket
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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