Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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