That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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