she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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