I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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