dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
