The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
the raccoons are back...
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