My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
