I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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