Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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