he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
