but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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