You just made me feel so damn special
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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