Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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