Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
