a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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