first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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