she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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