Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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