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Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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