Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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