can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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