The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just blew my weed a kiss
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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