Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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