what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
