if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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