Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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