Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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