How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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