chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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