Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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