On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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