I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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