well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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