Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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