Operation Purity has been aborted
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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