Don't make out with my wife yet
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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