Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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