She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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