i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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