i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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