he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just had sex on a roof
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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