Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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