woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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