just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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